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The latest update as of May 12, 2025


FUNNY CAR CHAOS Classic - Texas Motorplex

It's taken far too long for our report to hit cyberspace - and we're a very long way from finishing it - but at least we've started. Even though the FCC Classic is a "Funny Car" event, the sister series, NITRO CHAOS has two very strong fields of 80% and above nitro burners. Besides, there's only half as many photos to go through to produce the report. Now comes the hard part: filling in all the blanks, like e.t.'s, mph's, names of drivers and cars, etc. We'll start working on that tomorrow morning. Keep coming back during the week to see our progress.

NITRO CHAOS - "A" Field - Round ONE Eliminations

Brian Inouye - 'Frantic Fueler' (near lane) vs 
Donnie Massey - 'Showtime' (far lane) --- Cody Austin - 'Bushwhacker' (near lane) vs 
John Umlauf - 'Mass Chaos' (far lane)

(LEFT) The first pair out of the staging lanes featured the #4 qualifier, Donnie Massey in his familiar "Showtime" AA/FA (far lane), matched up against Illinois' Brian Inouye in the "Frantic Fueler" AA/FD. Unfortuntely for Inouye, he was way too frantic on the lights, leaving -.232 early and wasting his best run of the weekend, a very strong 3.739 at an early shutoff 180.53. Taking full advantage of the gift win was Massey, who left hard and coasted from the 300' mark to the finish line, stopping the clocks with a 4.282 - 127.91 showing on the scoreboard.

(RIGHT)

Tod Barker - 'Back in Black' --- Jake Sanders - 'The Menace' (near lane) vs 
Tod Barker - 'Back in Black' (far lane)

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Joe Haas - 'Nimrod' --- Dave Hill - 'Mad Max'

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Dave Hill - 'Mad Max' (near lane) vs 
Joe Haas - 'Nimrod' (far lane)

NITRO CHAOS - "B" Field - Round ONE Eliminations

Dave Gallegos - 'Nitro Clown' --- Keith Jackson - 'High Heaven' (near lane) vs 
Dave Gallegos - 'Nitro Clown' (far lane)

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Howard Farris - 'War Wagon III' --- Aaron Morrow - 'Nitro Relapse' (near lane) vs 
Howard Farris - 'War Wagon III' (far lane)

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Jonathan Johnson - 'Texas Tales' --- James Gilliland - 'Psycho Too'

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Chuck Loftin - 'Scrap Bucket' --- Mitch King - 'Bone Bucket'

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Mitch King - 'Bone Bucket' --- Chuck Loftin - 'Scrap Bucket'

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

Brian Kohlmann --- Brian Kohlmann

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

NITRO CHAOS - "A" Field - Round TWO Eliminations

John Umlauf - 'Mass Chaos' (near lane) vs 
Jake Sanders - 'The Menace' (far lane) --- Donnie Massey - 'Showtime' (near lane) vs 
Dave Hill - 'Mad Max' (far lane)

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

NITRO CHAOS - "B" Field - Round TWO Eliminations

James Gilliland - 'Psycho Too' (near lane) vs 
Aaron Morrow - 'Nitro Relapse' (far lane) --- Chuck Loftin - 'Scrap Bucket' (near lane) vs 
Keith Jackson - 'High Heaven' (far lane)

(LEFT)

(RIGHT)

NITRO CHAOS - "B" Field - FINAL Round

James Gilliland - 'Psycho Too' (near lane) vs 
Chuck Loftin - 'Scrap Bucket' (far lane)

NITRO CHAOS - "A" Field - FINAL Round

Donnie Massey - 'Showtime' (near lane) vs 
Jake Sanders - 'The Menace' (far lane)